Which team do you support?
buy detrol "Your suggestion that the German team be transported to Wembley by helicopter, 'Apocalypse Now-style' (yesterday's Fiver), is preposterous. Clearly, the helicopters would take the team to Kew Gardens, from where they would proceed across the Thames and up the River Brent by gunboat. Entering the stadium via a torch-lit Wembley Way, lined with the severed heads of the supporters' band and Joe Hart, they would find a crazed and bloodied Mr Roy staring dementedly from the touchline while Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard slaughtered an ox in the centre circle. The horror" ??? Keith Buchanan.